Is that to say that with all the collective expertise and genius on this site, nobody can write an emulator that fools Windows into thinking it's up to date? Better yet, a hack of Windows itself that gives you control over this? I'm surprised. Anyone who could do this would not only easily be able to sell it but would be a hero to most of the world.
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I have officially retired from sucking at everything I do. Life is much easier now.