Oscars need to pay exorbitant amount and hire Billy Crystal [best host for time being] as host for next 5 or 6 years. Bruce Villanche should still be lead writer writing the comedy material scripts for the awards, but he isn't around anymore. Mention the issues if need be, but don't drown out the show with all the various issues needing attention....and bring in streakers if need be.
"...But isn't it fascinating to think...probably the only laugh that man will ever get is by stripping off his [clothing] and showing his shortcomings". -
iirc David Niven had mentioned wearing an earpiece in case producers had to say something to him while David was on stage as the host. He did well with providing an amusing commentary moment [comedy material] that was fed to him via earpiece as David was addressing the audience at the moment. It was on spot adlib moment and David pulled it off.
If things go sour, and Wavy hair doucheden is making a mess at the awards, summon Wilford Brimley to clean things up.
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more streakers needed to liven things up at awards and David Niven still around to make witty commentary
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