Republican: The Democrats want to raise your taxes. We want to lower taxes for all Americans. All Americans!
Redneck: Yeah, Merca!
Democrat: The proposed Republican tax plan cuts taxes for corporations by 50% and citizens 1%. Corporations will save billions while you save beans. Additionally the Republicans will take away things in the future like your healthcare and social security to pay for a tax system that can't support itself, it was designed to self implode to push their agenda, which is to help their corporate donors and nothing more. They literally want to take away your healthcare to pad their own pockets and talk in tricky terminology to fool citizens into thinking they care for them. Trickle down economics works only in that it is like corporations pissing on your head and the piss trickles down your fucking face.
Redneck: But I want tax cuts for ALL Americans! Not just some. Republicans will do that!
Democrat: omfg
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