Generally speaking I tend to instead have gas build up elsewhere - in my intestine. I clinch up every muscle in my body to push it out of my asshole. If I was to say to you buddy, you don't hold a candle to my asshole. At first you might think I'm comparing you to my asshole but really I'm saying please don't hold that lit candle up next to my asshole because I'm about to fart and if you think lighting my fart will cancel out the stink then I guess you've never smelled my burnt ass hairs.
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I have heard that when you need to crack your knuckles it's actually gas that is built up and releases when you crack them
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