MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: I couldn't help myself.

Dear Diary,

She wore a short plaid skirt above the knee today. Sadly I was not able to capture a snapshot for posterity. It's rare to see any skirts at all in this organization. She's Indian and very curvy. Her accent is an immense turn on and her English phrasing is cute and unexpected at times. She gets very close when she wants to chat when others are nearby and speaks very softly. Is it her custom to do so or is she sending subliminal signals? I fear I won't be able to control myself much longer but so far have been able to control certain urges. She mentioned she was spending a few days in Florida next week. I wondered to myself would she wear a one piece or bikini on the beach, I spent most of the day imagining both scenarios. Needless to say I was not as productive as I could have been.

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A story of one man and his obsession with the female anatomy.