You don't understand the situation is the issue. You must have the only wife on the planet that checks toilet seats before she sits down. It's not a matter of her caring about moving the toilet seat. It's a matter of there is something wrong with women's brains where they naturally don't check it before sitting down so they fall into the toilet if the seat is up. Yes they are dumb as a brick but the important part is they can't help it. I'm not even sure if they look at the gas tank level when they crank up a car.