You should make eye contact with people when addressing them.
So what do you do with a googly eye?
Oh my Glob!
I'm making eye contact. Is this right? It's googly. Do I look away, or is THAT wierd. I'm staring at their disability, but I'm looking them in the eye. Do I look like I'm staring at it, or making eye contact? Holy shit! I'm sweating now. Do I look like I'm forcing eye contact, or fixated on the googly eye. Oh my Glob. Can they tell which eye I'm looking at? Which eye do I look at? If you're supposed to make eye contact, which eye? Do I favor one eye over another for eye contact with other people? What if I stare at the bridge of the nose between their eyes, or is that worse? Fake like your blind FAKE LIKE YOUR BLIND!
*holds hand out for handshake in random direction*
It's almost as bad as getting caught reading a busty woman's t-shirt. I WAS READING YOUR SHIRT! Oh my Glob.
This is why I prefer to stay home and watch reruns of Rick and Morty.
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You shouldn't stare at someone's disability or disfiguremment.
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