MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: And they wonder why three quarters of the population is on anti-depressants.

> "Hello. Welcome to your insurance company. Briefly describe what you are calling
> about today"
>
> House insurance
>
> "OK, health insurance. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental
> insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?"
>
> Some other kind of insurance.
>
> "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental
> insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?"
>
> Some other kind of insurance.
>
> "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental
> insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?"
>
> Some other kind of insurance.
>
> "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Let's try using your keypad.
> If you are calling about medicare press 1, if you are calling about medicaid press 2,
> if you are calling about supplemental insurance press 3, if you are calling about
> dental insurance press 4, if you are calling about optical insurance press 5, or if
> you are calling about some other kind of insurance, press 8."
>
> 8
>
> "You are calling about some other kind of insurance. If this is correct, press 1. If
> not, press 2."
>
> 1
>
> If you are calling about auto insurance press 1, if you are calling about motorcycle
> insurance press 2, if you are calling about renters insurance press 3, if you are
> calling about a personal articles floater press 4, if you are calling about flood
> insurance press 5, if you are calling about home owner's insurance, press 6, or if
> you are calling abo...
>
>

6
>
> "OK. You are calling about home owners insurance. If this is correct, press 1,
> otherwise..."
>
> 1
>
> "Home owner's insurance. Are you calling to make a claim? If this is correct, press
> 1, otherwise..."
>
> 2
>
> "Other home owner's insurance question. If you are calling about an existing policy,
> press 1. If you would like to talk to a customer service representative about a new
> home owners policy, press 2."
>
> 2
>
> "I'm sorry. You've reached us outside our normal business hours. Please call back
> again during normal business hours. Good bye."

Got a good chuckle.

I tend to get very shouty on those voice directory systems. "yes"..."Yes"..."YES"..."NOOOOOO!"