> Make up a title and plot for a future Star Wars movie that is the absolute worst
> shittiest steaming pile of shit you can think of and post it. Winner will win
> something.
The midichlorians are an advanced form of the T-Virus. The Umbrella Corporation appears out of nowhere claiming royalties to every surviving jedi and sith who make use of the force. Jar Jar Binks is killed and resurrected several times thanks to a new strain of T-virus crossed with the midichlorians microorganisms, and he tries to convert the entire empire in a giant Umbrella franchise. With the whole galaxy empoverished, Jacques Steinberg appears ala end of Return Of The Jedi, and says "I warned you, I told you so, nananana". When the movie ends, a text appears on the screen: "You paid to enter the cinema and watch this turd. Now you have to pay again if you want to leave the cinema. Alive." Personnel appears and removes all money, cellphones, jewelry and valuable objects. You *feel* ripped off in every sense.
I think that to be really bad, whatever movie you make up, it has to have Jar Jar and the midichlorians. Anakin is totally prescindible. The fact that they're going to milk the cow forever and steal money with low-quality products with oversized budgets is obvious: Disney.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth.
I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
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