The movie opens with the space text telling the tale that Queen Amidala sneaked into Leia's room in the middle of the night, drugged her and then spacedock shit directly into Leia's pussy. Leia wakes up with a note next to her from Amidala saying haha I just shit in your pussy catch me if you can. Leia hires Han Solo to track down Amidala. His reward is a rim job. Han tracks Amidala to Tatooine. The next hour of the hour and a half movie is just Leia on Tatooine wheeling herself around the desert in a manual wheelchair, bitching and masturbating with a dildo shaped like R2D2. She calls it R2Dildo. In the end there is a battle between Leia and Amidala but Amidala escapes and Han is checked into space rehab for rim job addiction.
The sequel to this is called Rehab of the Jedi. It starts out with Han in space rehab and Leia goes to track him down to help her find Amidala again. She gets there and finds he has been frozen in carbonite in a squatting position with his top teeth sticking out and biting over his chin and both his hands crammed up his ass. They find out there is some black magic on it and the only way to thaw him out is if Jabba the hutt's pet gives him a rim job for 15 minutes. The next 15 minutes of the movie are the rim job. I haven't worked out an ending yet.
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