It is a time of idiocy in the New Stellar Republic. M.Valentine, NinjaKid and Jar-Jar Binks relive and retell their erotic fantasies over the course of an afternoon in a cantina on Tatooine. Directed by Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne) with soundtrack by Sinead O'Connor. Screenplay by Heywood Gould (Cocktail).