> Too many butthole reporters talking about a plot twist in Star Wars. Some dumb fuck > is going to hint too damn much and spoil the God damn thing. And that's just from the > tiny audience that saw it during the Hollywood premier. > > Thank God I have my tickets for opening day, because once this shit is out of the > bag, every Tom, Dick, and Smitty is going to be blabbing blah blah blah about Star > Wars, anbd wow did you hear that Luke took it up the ass? Who saw that coming? I > DIDN'T BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET YOU TURD! > > Cheese and rice. Jiminy Cricket.
I have my tickets for the 21st, and if any of you fucks spoil it before then, I'll make sweet love to your bumholes.
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