Goofing around on the beach, my two daughters are trainee Life Savers, long story short, I did a tug o war with my youngest daughter and afterwards she was pretending to be tired, so I made a face and fell face first into the sand.
Well, the sand was wet and hard from the tug o war, I landed hard and it took my breathe away, three days later went to the doctors, couldn't breath. one x-ray later, two broken ribs.