MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin

Dear Doctor Dogg,

We know about the sense of smell, and taste and stuff. Is there a special sense for when it's poop versus air in your butt? Like, you know when it's air, so you can push it out and fart, and you know when it's poop and you shouldn't push it out, because that's not a fart. That must be a normal sense, right? Because we can all tell the difference. What do you call that sense, like the sense of shart?

So, then, if that's a sense, that means there must be some people who lack that sense, right? Like unable to sense the fact it's poop and not air, and they can't tell the difference and shart all the time, right? What do you call that? Like shartreuse or something?

If you suffer shartreus, you should be able to get like a placard for your car, because if you shart, it's not right to have to walk all the way out to row J aisle 5 to get to your car with skids in your drawers.

I would get a shart dog, too. He can sniff your butt and detect when it's not air, and bark to warn you not to push and shart your pants.

I would park right up to buildings and bring my dog in with me to the restaurant, because I'm shartreus.