As mentioned earlier - I think big10p with his thread has a far better approach that is less resource intensive to both the site, and to people browsing the thread. His approach makes so much sense it's not surprising I never thought of it.
This monster just got out of hand - but never fear, by close of business today I'll have everything back up and running, and a new thread started. Then this thread can go and we can all get back to normality.
Will try the PSD file, thanks for that.
For others who have used my Bezels - are they working well, or do I need to make changes?