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> > I am DYING to find a porno movie that actually has some half-decent acting and story. And nice sets would help too. Any recommendations? Or should I just shoot myself and end the misery?

> There's Pirates. It has good sets, and Tommy Gunn plays his part well, but none of the others can act, and the CG skeletons are laughably bad.

This is funny. I was just yesterday thinking about how romance and dramas since the 80s with sex scenes in 'em have been some degree of soft porn. And they often do it well. These are the things you guys should be taking pointers from......

I happened upon Pirates recently, via a little flash ad in the right pane of a porn vid site. Apparently the production company has some money behind them, cos they've been doing those flicks for some years, now.

But, yeah, Pirates was terrible. And pretty soft, too. No anal. Fuck. I haven't fired up the sequel. Flygirls was pretty decent (my first foray into their stuff).

Thing is, these people can't really make love, at least on camera, so no real good stuff. I guess I should run out to Hollywood, cos there might be startin ta get a market for the real thing.

Scifi frauds. SF illuminates.
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