> You are a total asshole.
"If You Like Any Of These Songs, You Are A Total Asshole" is actually a misnomer. That's not what he is saying. He even starts the list saying that musical taste is subjective. Well then let me rewrite the sentence: "I hate all these songs, and if you like them, I think you're an asshole, and probably I am an asshole for thinking so".
There, much better.
Recently I was thinking of writing a dictionary of terms for critics and criticism, so we really know what a review really means. I have two word definitions dancing in my mind for the last two months every time I read a review of a movie, an album, a game, or a new frying pan brand. The two words are: Overrated: I don't like it that much, and I can't understand why others do like it so much. Underrated: I like it so much, and I can't understand why others don't follow my apparently perfect taste in this matter.
I hate people who try to convince me that their tastes in music/movies are not only different, but better than mine because they say so and I'm so terribly wrong and I should be thankful they are trying to educate me in these matters.
Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey / Oh, since I set my eyes on you. / I tell you the truth. I can't get it right / Get it right / Since I met you...
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