> > This one couple gets Gatinha and I THE EXACT SAME GIFT every fucking year. Hey, > > thanks! We'll put this two-foot tall Santa Doll in the chorus of two-foot tall > Santa > > dolls we already have from all those past Christmas years. > > Did it occur to you to place one (or several) in your front yard when they come over? > Perhaps they'd feel stupid and not give you another one?
"Oh, he collects these! Let's get him one!"
I've an uncle who collects cows for some reason. Or maybe its my aunt, not sure. Neither exudes a significant degree of cowness.
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