But you do have to share some gift-giving bitchery.
I've got two so far this year.
This one couple gets Gatinha and I THE EXACT SAME GIFT every fucking year. Hey, thanks! We'll put this two-foot tall Santa Doll in the chorus of two-foot tall Santa dolls we already have from all those past Christmas years. We're going to make a Christmas scene in the front yard themed on a costume bar-crawl party were all the party-goers have to dress up like Santa. Should be sweet.
And Gatinha got my sister in law a purse that she hunted around to find just the right one, and the first thing this in-law says when she opens it is "did you regift this" followed by a chuckle to pretend like she's teasing but she still wants to know. Bitch!
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Just to put it out there. You don't have to get me anything.
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