I seriously despise R&&B music at the best of times, let alone when someone in the office puts on an entire playlist of like 50 Christmas-themed instances of this shit genre on the office sound system. I'm trying to fucking code, not eat dinner with and make sweet love to a fine woman.
If I ever want to willingly listen to Mary J. Bliarghje or fucking R. "Piss" Kelly sing a throaty rendition of Santa Claus is Coming To Town, please just jab a fucking penknife into my carotid artery.
"Whrruuuuhsanta cluuuuuhhhhawwwwse is-uh cominnnnnnn, haayyyyys-uh cominnnnnnnnn, AH SAID-UH BAYBEHHHH, heeeeayyyy's-uh cominnnnnnn tuh towwwnnnnnnn" GOD SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
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