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Re: Riddle me this, Batman.
10/24/14 02:17 PM
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> > Why is it perfectly acceptable for a woman to point out a man's bald spot in a > > conversational group... but an absolute disgrace for a man to point out a woman's > > weight gain in the same conversational group. > > > > "You're looking a little thin up top, there Bob." > > > > Everyone chuckles. Bob's expected to take it in stride as "good humor". > > > > > > "Putting on a little weight these days, eh, Glades?" > > > > No one chuckles. The consensus is Bob was mean, and should apologize, and if this > > were a work place he could be fired for this comment. > > > Instead, you... er, "Bob" should affirm (or insinuate) the positive. Say something > that suggests Glades... er, Gladys? is expecting a bundle of joy. > > It also has the double entendre that Gladys is actually getting some. > > > Now, if anyone says you're being mean it would imply that Gladys isn't pretty or > attractive enough.... Er, I suppose if Gladys isn't known to be in a relationship it > could mean she's a slut.... That probably drinks..... socially. You know, because > beer goggles.
In female-speak, asking a woman if she's pregnant is just you saying she's fat. There really isn't any positive involved for her. And that's not even considering that you're actually trying to call her a slutty, slutty ho-bag in your own fun way.
Also, I haven't lost any weight. While my waist has shrunk some, I've weighed almost the exact same (give or take 2-3 lbs) since at least last June. So stop asking. Bah, at least I have a full head of hair.
Oh for Pete's sake.
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