My mom, for some fucking reason, perhaps out of humour, sent me this article. Just to keep her in line of things, I sent her back this:
1. Marriage allows me to show my love in a way that nothing else can.
 Many of you mightly likely take this personally.
2. Marriage provides a stable environment for kids.
[MAY] in this Culture. Don't hafta be.
3. Because of marriage, the woman I love can become my family.
Bullshit. Imagination, folks. Fuckin use it.
4. Marriage is a money saver.
Depends on how you use your resources.
5. It allows me to fully commit myself to one person.
Lame.
6. Life is easier when you have a partner by your side.
That's because they're pussies.
7. The thought of loving someone forever makes me happy.
Um, okay.
8. I don't want to lose the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
Um, see number 6.
9. I believe traditions are important.
Laaame.
10. I would do anything for the woman I love, including marry her.
That's just dumb.
11. I'm excited to create an awesome family to make up for the one I never had.
Next.
12. I want to spend my life with my BFF by my side.
However long that is. Whatever....
13. I love the idea of committing to someone who accepts me for who I am.
For fuck's sake.....
14. Marriage simply makes logical sense.
Lazy fuck.
15. Life is so much better with a spouse.
Ahm, repeat of number six. Anyways, life can be great wi' people, an it can be great wi'out dem! Make it so!!
Scifi frauds. SF illuminates.
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