So, I was a cop smiley, and the whole city was attacking me with giant explosions from the other side of the river. I ducked between the stacks, where they could no longer fire at me without risking their own destruction.
Scene the second: I drew out the boss, and we battled one-on-one in a room, with him using a pistol and I using a 10-foot long foam rubber crowbar. I hit him twice, and he surrendered.
Cut to later, the two of us are in the apartment we share (WTF?), and as he watches, I change the lock on the door, then reconfigure my key to fit it (not a key card). He reluctantly hands over his key, and I change it to fit the lock, then hand it back, and fade out as we embrace.
And again, WTF?
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