Ugh. I need to drop 20 pounds... so much pressure to keep up with my hottie wife, right? Pshh. I'm losing my hair... getting a paunch belly... I think I'm getting shorter too. So I'm on a diet to tighen things up... I'm 20 pounds over the top-end of my ideal body weight... so says some quack with a medical degree.
And suddenly everything tastes so fuckin' yummy!
My son's left over pizza crust.
The potato chips I asked them to hold but they put on my plate anyway.
The free soft serve ice cream at the deli.
The trail mix with a sinfully large proportion of M&M's.
The Fruit Loops in the cupboard... with whole milk.
I took sooooo much for granted. :\
|