MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Women and buttholes.

> Back when I was married, I swear my ex-wife aimed her finger at every single hole in
> my butt when she was pegging. I thought it was just because she was an idiot, which
> is one of the reasons I divorced her.
>
> Fast forward fifteen years, and my fiancée does the same damn thing, although she's
> not an idiot. She gets more flatulance than anyone I know. I pointed out to her that
> she runs over every hair/pimple/hole in my backway, and all she'd have to do is drive
> a little more centered in my crack. No change. And now this winter has all but
> destroyed the clownpockets around here, yet she hits every avoidable butthole.
>
> Is this a chick thing? Do they just not care? How do you reason with them??

Hah, I read this post first and was utterly confused for a minute.