Back when I was married, I swear my ex-wife aimed her finger at every single hole in my butt when she was pegging. I thought it was just because she was an idiot, which is one of the reasons I divorced her.
Fast forward fifteen years, and my fiancée does the same damn thing, although she's not an idiot. She gets more flatulance than anyone I know. I pointed out to her that she runs over every hair/pimple/hole in my backway, and all she'd have to do is drive a little more centered in my crack. No change. And now this winter has all but destroyed the clownpockets around here, yet she hits every avoidable butthole.
Is this a chick thing? Do they just not care? How do you reason with them??
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