That pet peeve is right up there with a waitress who won't leave you alone, and keeps interrupting your conversation perpetually, hovering and asking a bunch of dumb questions that don't need to be asked... "Can I get you another Coke?"
The refills are free! Just refill it without asking, and quit interrupting our conversation every ten seconds!
"Want some more water?"
"Everything alright here?"
"Can I get you some more chips?"
"Need anything?"
"Salsa?"
"Is the food delicious"
"Are you ready for the check?"
Every one of these questions doesn't need to be asked... just give the customer more free refills, more free water, more free chips, more free salsa... and as frequently as you keep popping up to keep them awesomely stocked up on goodies, if everything wasn't alright, if they needed anything else, if the food wasn't delicious, you're readily available to be stopped to get those things addressed.
"Bitch! You're like a needy girlfriend! Get back in the kitchen and make me some Fuck Off!"
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I just think that last part in my head.
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