> That's not fair because in my defense I did ask them out for a nice seafood dinner > first but as they couldn't understand English I had to make due with sign language > that consisted of me pointing at their ass and then running my index finger in and > out of a circle made with my other hand's thumb and index. It, did not turn them on.
OK, I understand what happened now. In all non-English speaking countries, that is the sign for "The dam has sprung a leak, can you help?"