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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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The continuing adventures of buckaroo italie
01/27/14 03:04 AM
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Headed out to the grocery store, and when I get there I'm greeted by what amounts to an episode of "Cheaters", sans Joey Greco 'n crew. Some very punkish looking chick is screaming and beating on a car window at (presumably) her boyfriend and some "Stupid fat fucking slut-whore bitch [who doesn't know who she is messing with]". The boyfriend refuses to get out of the car.
I exit the store, and the situation has escalated to a 3 squad car event, with said boyfriend still locked in the car.
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On the ride home, in near blizzard conditions that have come out of nowhere, I'm greeted by a man on a suicide mission. Dressed in black, walking in both of the two northbound lanes of a four lane road. I barely see him. Manage to avoid him by a few inches, oncoming traffic by a few less inches, and then spin the car. By the time I get control back, I can't even see the dude anymore.
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