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Gor
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I remember my first fender bender.
01/21/14 03:33 PM


> I showed up, and the other car had a dent, our car had all the damage. The other
> driver was also a kid, and his Dad called the cops, thinking my son was at fault.
>
> I polished up the dent, and pointed out the paint is perfect... I could fix his
> damages with a toilet plunger.
>
> Nothin' doing... waiting for the cops.
>
> Well, if you don't want me fixing it, let me pay for the damages... it will be
> cheaper for all of us, being that they are both teenagers, our rates will go up well
> beyond the value of that simple dent.
>
> Nothin' doing... waiting for the cops.
>
> Ok, $500, way more than the cost to bump out one dent. Think this through... think
> about your insurance rates.
>
> Nothin' doing... waiting for the cops.
>
> Plus, it looks liek your kid has got him two underage passangers, and the law is
> maximum one underage passanger... my kid may get a ticket but so is your kid.
>
> $500 you said? Deal.
>
> I knew we could work this out.
>
>
>
> My son now owes me $500... and I know just how he can earn that money.

It was in Rome. I could see these 2 women about 100 yards away walking towards us. The breast placement on one just looked off for some reason. Sure enough, when they approached, it was a couple of trannies.

Oh, fender bender. Never mind.


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Subject Posted by Posted on
* My son got into his first fender bender. Ugh. GatKong 01/21/14 01:52 AM
. * I remember my first fender bender. Gor  01/21/14 03:33 PM
. * "I remember my first fender, Bender." Tomu Breidah  01/21/14 04:51 PM
. * old timer's disease? URherenow  03/24/14 08:05 AM
. * Re: old timer's disease? Tomu Breidah  03/24/14 09:13 AM
. * chicks on a beach? Tomu Breidah  03/24/14 03:40 PM
. * Re: chicks on a beach? TriggerFin  03/24/14 09:26 PM
. * Re: chicks on a beach? Matty_  03/24/14 11:13 PM
. * Re: "I remember my first fender, Bender." GatKongModerator  01/21/14 05:43 PM
. * Done :-) Tomu Breidah  03/24/14 07:32 AM
. * Re: "I remember my first fender, Bender." Tomu Breidah  01/21/14 07:17 PM
. * Re: My son got into his first fender bender. Ugh. DMala  01/21/14 06:20 AM
. * Re: My son got into his first fender bender. Ugh. Sune  01/21/14 02:26 AM
. * Re: My son got into his first fender bender. Ugh. italieAdministrator  01/21/14 05:23 AM
. * Re: My son got into his first fender bender. Ugh. redk9258  01/21/14 02:18 AM

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