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Patron Saint of the Totally F*cked
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Reged: 02/02/13
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Posts: 425
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Loc: 026, NL
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Re: They sure do like their windmills here in the Netherlands...<nt>
10/07/13 07:55 PM
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> > Whatchu doing up there? > > Hookers 'n blow. > > > > Man, I JUST made me a ton of new friends in the Netherlands. Yeah, I went there in > > the spirit of international competition and kicked their asses. Well, I didn't kick > > their asses, but I did bully them a bit. Sort of just taunted them really. Ok, ONE > of > > them actually bested me, but the rest of the lot got what was coming to them. > > I totally am up here to get wasted with your new friends. Well..maybe not totally > wasted...and maybe not with anyone you know...and my wife may or may not have > specifically said "No hookers or blow". Okay, I'm not up here for fun at all, but if > I told you why I was here I'd have to kill you...And considering this message can be > read by everyone, that is a lot more people to clean up if I tell. Maybe I'll just > stick to the first story. > > > > Whatchu doing up there? > > Hookers 'n blow.
France: Baguettes and Wine Germany: Sausage and Beer England: Fish and Ale The Netherlands: Hookers 'n Blow
We do have the best stereotypes
"Those voices in his head might not be real, but they have really good ideas!"
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