So I'm making my son rebuild the basketball backstop... which he ran over with the lawn mover... don't ask how he accomplished this feat... he's a teen ager.
"Dad, I need help in the shop."
Well for starters, you can't use a saw whose cord is knotted together with another saw's cord... how did you get the two cords like that?
"I dunno."
Well, either way, we need to change the blade, that one is too delicate for the wood... there's not a single screw driver here... where's all the screw drivers?
"In my room"
Why is every screw driver known to man in your room?
"I was taking apart my desk."
Ok, wait... now why are you taking apart your desk?
It just goes on and on. It's so much work to punish kids these days.
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