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Re: Runner poops in Yard
07/20/13 04:20 PM
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> He knows more or less when she's going to show up. Wouldn't it be more effective to
> wait for her one morning, and then casually stroll out there while she's deuceing?
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He could get a vicious guard dog. Then have it run at her in the middle of her b.m. Or just wait in the SUV, make sure it's windows are tinted, and get a camera ready. If/when she shows up to do her business - (oh yeah! get a super loud horn -if it's legal) then blast away. The hose is a good idea too.
> It is kind of impressive, in a weird way. I couldn't squat, shit, and run like that
> if my life depended on it. I need a good 10 minutes at the very least, and preferably
> a magazine.
Take 2 quarts of warm water, 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt, shake to mix, then chug-a-lug! Wait 1 hour. You'll be running for sure.  
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