MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin

Due to the blow to the head suffered Saturday, I've been having horrible headaches and insomnia. Most certainly concussed. Tonight I was on the couch watching TV at 2AM, and had finally dozed off. I'm awoken to the sound of my dog (the injured one) whimpering. I figure he finally has to go outside and do business, something he hasn't been able to do for days.

I pick him up, head to the back door, and just as I hit the stairs to the back door he lets it loose. Three days worth of piss have finally pushed his bladder to the edge. There I am, holding a 65 lb dog, who is pissing all over my back door. Can't put him down or I'm getting soaked. Don't want to touch the the back door to open it, cause it's soaked, and moving with him to the door would soak the walls. I'd also be walking in a river of piss without shoes. Horrible smelling piss that has been in him for days. I figure he'll stop soon, and I can make a break for the front door. Nope. 3-5 minutes of pissing later my back door, the stairwell, and the floor are soaked in foul smelling dog piss.

So here I am 2 hours later. Wide awake on 15 minutes sleep, with a horrible headache and a foul smell burned into my nose. Just spent the last few hours scrubbing and disinfecting. Gotta be up for work in 1.3 hours.

I'm not saying I have the worst life in the world by any means, but damn do I get put in the strangest situations.

//Two piss related mishaps in 24 hour span. Ewww.....