MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: lyrics = pick-up lines

> Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at five,
> had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked
> down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in the
> city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many annoying
> teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news
> about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next day
> a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was
> walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction
> fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid
> fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city
> that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always
> girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction.

The first I'd heard of them was in line at the store, they were on the cover of some magazine. Made me laugh because I wasn't sure if One Direction was the name of the band or a description of the way their hair was all combed.