MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: lyrics = pick-up lines

> I don't know what this "One Direction" is.
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> I don't want to know that.
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> Why has it come up 3 times in as many days, but not before that?

Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at five, had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in the city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many annoying teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next day a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction.