A bloke walks into a gun shop covered in blood (think Bruce Willis in a Die Hard film) ...
Shop owner: "Hello sir, how can i help you today?"
Brucey: "I'll take the second AK-47 on the right please"
Shop owner: "That's fine sir, by the way, are you half way through a killing-spree today?"
Brucey looks down at his blood-soaked shirt and replies:
"Er no, i was just putting up some shelves at home for the wife when i hit my thumb with a hammer ... its only a scratch"
Shop owner: "That's fine sir, here is your new assault rifle. Have a nice day"
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