The Old Man [Reading the newspaper]: Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo? Mother: Swallowed a yo-yo? The Old Man: Yeah, this clodhopper down in Griffin, Indiana. M: There's the silliest things in the newspapers. The Old Man: What do you mean "silly?" Tha-that's real news! That's not like that politics slop!
One rule for me visiting families. Turn that crap OFF or I leave.
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