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I am the Ghost of Loony Bin's Past

Lev: Ah, I remember how much I was in love with reading posts here.
[a wind blows and the lights inside go out]
Ghost of Loony Bin's Past: In ten years time, you learned to love something else.
Lev: Why, it's my counting house.
[Lev sees himself sitting in his chair counting money]
Lev: 9,671, 9,672...
Twisty: Lev?
Lev: Yes, what is it?
Twisty: For years, I've had this forum, Lev. I've been waiting for you to keep your promise to marry me. Now I must know, have you made your decision?
Lev: I have! Your last payment on the forum was an hour late! I'm foreclosing the mortgage and taking it offline! I'll post a mysterious college girl carrying a backpack in it's place.
[Twisty walks away, crying]
Ghost of Loony Bin's Past: You loved your gold more than that precious creature, and you lost this thread forever.