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Sleep is overrated
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Reged: 05/09/05
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Posts: 3989
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Loc: Waltham, MA
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Re: Here's to a better week than last...
08/28/12 06:10 AM
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> Not as great of a story line as one would think... > > My wife was already at the wedding with my daughter. I was getting ready with my son. > The little guy barfs on the both of us out of nowhere, twice. After, he gets super > duper clingy. Won't let me put him at distance enough from my chest to clean up > anything. I manage to get both of us out of the puke-suits after 15 minutes, and > tried to get him to stand on his own while I clean the floor. I forgot that I left > the gate on the stairs open. He starts wandering that way. I had to run to catch up, > and dove into the banister just in time to swipe him back from he first step. Nailed > my left ribs on the edge as I dove. This startled him even more, and he went right > back to clingy-needy mode. There I sat, in my boxers, hugging a puke-smelling child > close. And then the doorbell rings. It's my father in law bringing over a new suit > for me. ( I had text my wife, apprising her of the situation.) So there I am. Covered > in puke. Holding a kid covered in puke. At my front door. In my boxers. Really > could't think of much else to say at that point but "Hi Tom." > > No clue what caused the puking in the first place. This is my life...
Ah, parenthood.
I'm kind of torn... While I look forward to the time when I am once again allowed to sleep more than 3 hours at a time, my little ones are still immobile at this point and unable to actively try to kill themselves or me, for the most part, which is nice.
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