MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Here's to a better week than last...

> Not as great of a story line as one would think...
>
> My wife was already at the wedding with my daughter. I was getting ready with my son.
> The little guy barfs on the both of us out of nowhere, twice. After, he gets super
> duper clingy. Won't let me put him at distance enough from my chest to clean up
> anything. I manage to get both of us out of the puke-suits after 15 minutes, and
> tried to get him to stand on his own while I clean the floor. I forgot that I left
> the gate on the stairs open. He starts wandering that way. I had to run to catch up,
> and dove into the banister just in time to swipe him back from he first step. Nailed
> my left ribs on the edge as I dove. This startled him even more, and he went right
> back to clingy-needy mode. There I sat, in my boxers, hugging a puke-smelling child
> close. And then the doorbell rings. It's my father in law bringing over a new suit
> for me. ( I had text my wife, apprising her of the situation.) So there I am. Covered
> in puke. Holding a kid covered in puke. At my front door. In my boxers. Really
> could't think of much else to say at that point but "Hi Tom."
>
> No clue what caused the puking in the first place. This is my life...

Ah, parenthood.

I'm kind of torn... While I look forward to the time when I am once again allowed to sleep more than 3 hours at a time, my little ones are still immobile at this point and unable to actively try to kill themselves or me, for the most part, which is nice.