MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Here's to a better week than last...

> > Five minutes before leaving to be at my brothers wedding, the one year old starts
> > barfing, trashing both our suits. (Might have a broken rib from that fiasco too...)
>
> OK, I have to know... who broke the rib, you, your brother, or the one-year-old? And
> was barfing the cause or the wedding?

Not as great of a story line as one would think...

My wife was already at the wedding with my daughter. I was getting ready with my son. The little guy barfs on the both of us out of nowhere, twice. After, he gets super duper clingy. Won't let me put him at distance enough from my chest to clean up anything. I manage to get both of us out of the puke-suits after 15 minutes, and tried to get him to stand on his own while I clean the floor. I forgot that I left the gate on the stairs open. He starts wandering that way. I had to run to catch up, and dove into the banister just in time to swipe him back from he first step. Nailed my left ribs on the edge as I dove. This startled him even more, and he went right back to clingy-needy mode. There I sat, in my boxers, hugging a puke-smelling child close. And then the doorbell rings. It's my father in law bringing over a new suit for me. ( I had text my wife, apprising her of the situation.) So there I am. Covered in puke. Holding a kid covered in puke. At my front door. In my boxers. Really could't think of much else to say at that point but "Hi Tom."

No clue what caused the puking in the first place. This is my life...