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MAME owes italie many thank yous, hah
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Re: Lobster and wearing poly-cotton blends is an abomination too
08/03/12 12:50 AM
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> And while not in Leviticus, it's clear you'd better not have had a groin injury, > 'cause that's frowned upon also. > > Deuteronomy 23:1 reads, "A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off > may never join the assembly of the Lord." > > Having my testicles crushed, or my penis cut off sounds like eternal torture anyway.
What if the lord was really our twig and berries? Or our twig and berries were what god "made into his image"?
If you'll excuse me, I think I have to raise up in gods name and give thanks.
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