MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Holiday Fun! (...unless you're an America-hating Commie-hippy-peacenik-junkie atheistic sexual deviant)

Aye! It's usually a common occurrence when people get so intoxicated and uncoordinated as a result thereof that they happen to fall upon very sharp objects accidentally over 9000 times. Usually with at least one honest witness to attest to that known fact. ;-)

So friends, no matter what holiday is at play should you decide to play that way, when you have too much to drink, please get drunk with dignity.

As for tonight, don't get drunk and play with fireworks unless you have a friend with a video recorder providing visual documentation of your activities as you light an M-80 and toss the lighter while placing the M-80 back into your pocket. Or igniting a galvanized steel bucket full of thermite while it rests upon a block of ice while neglecting to run just to admire its "coolness".

The usual "That badge looks stoopit!" or "I can prove these shoes are fireproof!" are awesome things to do for fun tonight!

Do play with fireworks. Things that go boom along with your friends' publishing of video evidence via a popular favorite website or image board is a patriotic American tradition along with guns, beer, and lulz. It's proof that yer a Real 'murikan! And if you don't then what are you? A godless hippy peacenik sexually deviant COMMUNIST! That's what!

A safety reminder: If you find your hands and underarms are bleeding there's a small chance that your bottle may not have a twist-off cap.

--Bekki

Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!