Does anyone here have a whatwhat I can borrow or buy off you? For the love of fuckhousen? How can I start to fuckhousen when I'm all the fuck out of whatwhats.
Surely someone here [albeit fat] has the balls to stand up and tell me exactly why in the fuck it is that in this day and age I can still ask for a whatwhat and wind up with oh not a goddamn thingthing.
You would think, in 2012, that's the goddamn future! People of all shapes colors and sizes will surely be handing out whatwhats by the goddamn bucketfull in this futuristic fuckhouse of a year. Look around though shitbrick, ain't a goddamn whatwhat in sight. AND I'M JUST SICK ABOOT IT. AABOOOOOOOOOT.