> What I find most entertaining about this news fest is that the whole thing is about > BUTTFUCKING and PUSSY SQUASH SMASHCUNT-SCISSORING. The whole country is talking about > it. Specifically, millions of people are discussing the implications of SMASHING 2 > PUSSIES TOGETHER UNTIL THEY fucking SQUIRRRRRT maybe fucking SPACE DOCK ASSHOLES, > LOCK EM UP. LOCK AND LOAD. Or maybe they just are just thinking about DEUCE GAY MEN > RAMMING DICKS INTO EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES UNTIL THEY CLOWN POCKET. This is news. This > is our country, this is what we do. > > If you see deuce dykes on the street ask them how they like the whole country talking > about how they mash their cunts. Ask them if they ever accidentally kick each other > in the face during a scissor and does that just piss them off and make them scissor > faster. How fast could they scissor theoretically. Ask a gay man if he thinks his > chilli dog should be national news and will a gerbil be the best man. > > I couldn't care less personally. I just want everyone to be totally clear on what > people are discussing, which is rabid scissoring and buttfuck chilli.
I fucking love chili, but Mrs. Gor went veggie this winter so I didn't bother to cook any, because 1) I didn't want to eat a crockpot full of meaty chili by myself 2) It's really no fun without the meat Now, the thespians may feel differently on the 2nd point, but that's how I feel.
Oh for Pete's sake.
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