Quote: Mixed martial arts (MMA/UFC) is just gay porn without taking the clothes off. It always degenerates into buff men dry-humping.
It's funny. It's a couple consenting adults getting into the octagon, beating the crap out of each other, and the winner gets paid. "Professional" wrestling is like that but with scripts, over-the-top hammy acting and more overt costumes.
It's funny how such overt displays of masculinity make for strange bedfellows. Heh heh heh... ;-)
But the truly gayest people are those who act so offended that they don't realize that by going into extreme detail it's as if they're deep within the closet themselves. It's as if they're inadvertently revealing a kink or fetish that they actually are both infatuated and amazed with. The righteous indignation just devolves into outright ham & cheese and just can't hide that fact because it's so overplayed. And gay. :-)
Here's a clip recently unearthed by "Ass Master" Smitdogg that proves that:
The clip speaks for itself. And it's so gay that my own gaydar spun so fast that I was actually hovering! When you're sharing gay scat porn with others at a meeting via your portable computer then you're gay.
That and how can one not smile when an African person says "poo poo" with that thick accent? It really defeats the entire purpose of that meeting. The only way it could be gayer is if they had an actual clinical presentation featuring live subjects with full penetration.
In any case, when it gets campy I wind up being very entertained by the whole charade. John Waters would be pleased. :-)
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
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