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That's the problem with the majority of United States' yanks: It's that sense of manifest destiny entitlement ickypoo nonsense that clouds the light of reason.

Condoms. Are. Cheap. And. Legally. Available. HERE! They're available over the counter in the U.S.! That's a dumb clichéd' choice of words. Forget the counter! They're even available within the aisles of Sprawl*Mart in the pharmacy area! At least within West Kittanning, PA! That is unless the Sprawl*Mart is located in some backwoods podunk mouth-breather section of the state that the busses don't go or where Mr. Phelp's clan and cultists visit.

And they're LATEX! LATEX, for Christ's sake! Nowhere within any religious tome that I have text-searched from most religions have I found any mention of LATEX, much less anything BANNING LATEX!

A guy that kvetches about having to buy a condom or keep their rascal wrapped isn't much of a man to me. Sounds like a selfish sod who'd rather give into their urges and get the maximum pleasure out of it all rather than give any consideration to anything and anyone else! The idiot gives no consideration towards the Reality of STDs and unwanted pregnancies: The Gifts That Keep On Giving!(tm)

To the 50% of you faith-based people out there, please be fully aware that God made rubber trees. God gave women teeth, too. But now I'm getting off-track again. ;-)

Sheath that sucker! Latex works! And latex is pretty damn sexy too! Just don't use petroleum-based lubricants or it will break down the latex. And trim those meat-cleaver nails of yours or don a pair of latex exam gloves (they're available in different colors, including black, to match that black latex hood I have for your other head...oh my, I'm getting off track...thank the inventors of punctuation within the English langwitch for parentheses). Sharp pointed edges create holes...and if your parts are shaped like that then you need some additional assistance. Past that, latex is very stretchy, resilient, and durable.

If I'm one-sided it's because I'm passionate and knowledgeable about such subjects (I'm a, ahem, "hands-on" kind of person). Some people are allergic to the proteins within natural latex (the tree sap, not the sap wearing the condom you perv). You can find condoms in stretchy nitrile and vinyl. But nothing hugs, grips, and caresses the human form like latex...mmmmmm...

I need to take a shower. But at least I didn't use the F-word for the sake of keeping my record "clean". ;-)

But, yes, latex condoms are extremely affordable here. You don't need insurance for that. Condoms *ARE* insurance! :-)

--Bekki

Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!