And if they aren't strange, so help me GOD I will RAPE and PILLAGE and RAPE. Seriously if I come across one more world that isn't strange I don't know WTF I will do with myself. I'll beam your dick off.
Captain's log, Stardate 2012 3.18. Found a new world that wasn't strange. Set phaser to stun and shot Riker's balls thrice. Tried to beam off Data's dick. Reported self to sick bay to rape Dr. Crusher. Picard out.
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