MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Top Ten Signs You Work In Corporate America

I can't recall where I read these, but damn, so many of these hit so close to home it's almost sad.

10: If someone asks you what you do for a living, you have to read the posting for your job that was recently placed.

9: You've been on numerous planes and countless hotels, but since your admin has done all of that for you, you have no idea how to do it yourself.

8: Having an office to yourself is listed as a benefit in your job description.

7: You're told you have a boss, but you've personally never seen him/her or spoken with him/her over the phone.

6: You have to swipe your badge in order to gain access to the bathroom.

5: Even when you're on vacation, you're expected to answer e-mails immediately.

4: Your Out of Office message is interpreted as "E-Mail more frequently and leave me 30 voice-mails."

3: January is also known as "Reorganization."

2: Promotions are based on ethnicity, gender, and sexual orientation. Not performance.

1: You find out that you've been laid off from CNN, not your employer.

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